The Simple Equation about Guys

Been in uni, made friends lately. Amazed to see them able to present in English without stuttering. Weirdly, their confidence made me confident as well.

So I've made friends with my Class Rep, a girl. She's somewhat like a gangster. She has experience in dating so she shared some of her wisdom with me.

"Don't tolerate the simple things with guys. For example, when they hold your hand. Instead of letting him do it or tolerate it, take off your shoe and slap him with it. Because, they tend to increase their actions gradually, from hand holding to hugging, from hugging to the "MasyaAllah Harammm boleh kene sebat 100 kali". " I hold on to this like it's a verse from a religious book.

But yeah I'm just going to share to you guys on how to avoid asshole guys and fuckboys. Here are the equations:

• If he holds your hand = he's a fuckboy
• If he persuades you to do the Nauzubillah Minzalik = potential rapist aka jackass
• If he sends you pickup lines via lisan or online messages = he's an asshole. he probably sent it to someone else as well. 
• If he asks you out berdua-duaan = pervert alert
• If he asks you out at night = potential rapist
• If he gives you promises but end up breaking them = major asshole
• If he sends you messages at night = creep/pervert
• If he wants to give you something for free = DON'T EVER ACCEPT IT. NOTHING IS FREE WITH GUYS.
• If he has plenty of ex-girlfriends = major player
• If he talks about girls like they're objects = creep
• If he asks for a picture of you = freaking perv
• If he shows a picture of you to other guys = scary creepy
• If he talks about you with other guys = extreme jackass

To all those girls out there, hold on to this. Fucking HOLD ON to this shit. Because there are times when they seem innocent and shy even when they hold your hands but all in all, they're just a huge prick. 

To avoid these problems altogether, pretty much ignore them when they talk to you about unimportant things.